Outsourcing

This latest contribution from one of our more colorful commentators, Big Bill Berens.  Let it never be said that I’m not doing my part to support unfettered public discourse.  Sadly, I can take credit for none of it, but am seriously considering outsourcing on a more regular basis.

This isn’t bad for a first draft, if I do say so myself.  I sent this in to Nicole a few days ago, whipped it up on Notepad and then just cut/pasted it into an email – I used to work online so it’s easier than it sounds. 

I was rapping freestyle on the iPhone paragraph, just getting warmed up.  Then I feint into the movie talk – which is tricky because I’ve never seen a movie (don’t like sitting down indoors).  The stuff about weather and restaurants I just made up, I’ve never actually been to ‘Astrallia’ or wherever and google didn’t have anything on that continent so I just winged it.  I guess maybe you guys don’t have google yet.  They’ve got just the one van I think, they’ll come around eventually.

Anyway, the part about poker is all true.  Pocket fours suck, it’s like bringing a knife to a gun fight.  I’ve brought knives to gunfights, I know what I’m talking about here – nobody at the gun fight will care about your stupid knives and eventually they’ll take all your chips and you’ll have to shuffle the whole rest of the game.

So ok, that’s it ’til next week.  I can feel a classic Nicole rant coming up!  Topic:  Is Dungeons and Dragons better than everything? 

Good on ya!